Somewhere Over The Rainbow…

I used to believe in the passage of time and the calling of destiny.  More correctly, I used to hold true a certain perception of time as explained by the 10th Doctor:  That time is nothing more than rare fixed points swimming in a sea timey-wimey stuff.  It rarely mattered how one arrived at the…

Harpy Report – American Gods Edition

** American Gods, and Other Things ———————————————————— The phrase “better late than never” springs to mind for this report, and with good reason. (And not just because Ian McShane blew me away in his portrayal of Mr. Wednesday. Be still my undead heart!). Like Mr. Wednesday, sometimes it takes a while to gather all the…

Imperator Harpy: A Servant’s Journey: Recollections on Treachery

Home – a house, apartment, or other shelter that is the usual residence of a person, family, or household. … the place in which one’s domestic affections are centered. … the place or region where something is native or most common. … any place of residence or refuge Refuge- a condition of being safe or…

New Harpy, Bright and Shiny version

“If Eve doomed the human race because of an apple, what would she do for a Klondike bar?” The question was posed during the writing of this report, giving me pause consider it. Not for what the First Woman would have done if such a thing as luscious ice cream and decadent smooth chocolate existed…

April 7 Harpy Report – Bitch Time

The best way to approach an unknown situation is ask questions first. Perhaps, a lot of questions. Even better, ask yourself how many ways this situation could blow up in your face. And if you still wish to proceed … well, I hope it was worth it. I doubt it will be. Some were present…

March Harpy Report

This past Saturday evening, Prince Vitale held his first official gathering. And during such an event, I honestly would have expected to be quietly sitting in a dark corner, pondering a new hobby. Unfortunately, that was not the case.  I am unsure why this statement has to be said but … If the Prince is…

Harpy Report – Preparing for this weeks fun

I know that recently, there was a “Harpy Report” put out by someone who is decidedly not myself. So, feel free to ignore it. Until this position changes hands, I am the Official Harpy and will not tolerate any outside influence. And now … Boons. Boons are currency within our society. And having pointed that…

Harpy Talk – Jan 2017 – The Blue Harpy

To say Orlando has been an interesting place in a few, short months I have been here would be an understatement. From the beginning, the members of this domain have fallen into several categories. The first being The Young. Granted, everyone has been in this position and for some, a longer time than others. They were easy to pick…

Harpy Talk – Jan 2017 – The Red Harpy

Orlando Harpy Report January 14th, 2017 The Good, the Bad, and the Useless Orlando is a city of extremes both for the Kine that inhabit its sprawl and the Kindred who rule it with iron fists and velvet gloves. Few, if any, Kine recognize the tightrope upon which the city walks. The Kindred of the…